On Elected Officials

So Kenya just elected a new president who has the word 'Kenya' right in his name.

I propose we in the rest of the world follow suite:

• The next American president shall be "Ugly Betty" actress America Ferrera, a woman, and Latina.
• The UK will elect as Prime Minister Welsh footballer Mike England.
• Even though he is not a citizen, NFL player Willie Germany will lead Deutchland in its economic expansion, because "Willie Germany."

This was UN meatings can get rid of those little flags or name plates, and the whole thing will be a whole lot more like Hetalia. The real trick is going to be finding somebody named "Tobego" to co-rule with Trinidad Jame$.