Poor Reasons to Continue Dating Someone

• They gave you their Netflix password

• You want her cute friend to like you better so she's extra consoling when you break up later

• He is sterile and your mother feels too awkward to keep asking you when you're giving her grandkids

• You don't feel like having to change all your Internet passwords

• You haven't ripped all his good CDs yet

• It took so long just to get comfortable pooping in front of this person

• Her mom makes amazing cookies

• His dog is cooler than he is

• You don't want to deal with the drama of chaging your Facebook status