Ben & Jerry's Will Never Make a Hitler Ice Cream

The idea came up maybe a week or so ago of creating a Hitler-centric ice cream flavor for Ben & Jerry's.

This is terrible. Awful. Unconscionable. And frankly unmarketable.

Now moving on, what flavor would it be? As a base, it would have to be pure vanilla bean, but without those little flakes of actual vanilla bean in it. Frozen yogurt, then. It would also have caramel and chunks of blondie batter swirled in, with blueberries. Honestly, it's those blue eyes that ruin the idea. Up until that, Hitler's Blaster Case Frozen Yogurt sounds mightily consumable. It would even go well with Mussolini Mint and Cookie Hirohit-Dough.

The trick is, though, you can never have it with multi-colored sprinkles.