"I call it 'Smith's Theory of Office Productivity.'" |
This is a compilation of myself and several friends. So, bosses, in case you are reading this, I'm not actually slacking off every day at work. I mean that'd be so unprofessional.
- You routinely solve Rubik's Cubes and other assorted puzzles in between minor tasks.
- You finish your work for the week by 3 p.m. Wednesday.
- You have time to balance your finances on a daily basis.
- You routinely take time off to write plot treatments for films or children's picture books.
- You have the high score on every arcade machine in the lobby.
- You are routinely yelled at for asking if there is more work you can do.
- When someone asks you if you can do something for them, you excitedly answer in the affirmative.
- You use company time to research the evolution of the letter Z.
- You sit around hoping something goes wrong so you will have something fun to do.
- You draw a really sweet picture of a cat.
- You start and subsequently finish and entire BBC original series while filing paperwork.
- You have a measurable IQ over 130.
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