Celebrity Names and How I Imagine They Are In Bed Based on That

• Blake Lively - Passive and taciturn. You do all the work.
  

• Bruce Springsteen A.K.A. "The Boss" - Actually rather gentle. Enjoys cuddling.
  

• Jane Lynch - Involves asphyxia. Or black men. Since she's gay, I'm going with the former.
  

• Lisa Lampanelli - Fucks lamps.