On Uncanny Resemblance

The following persons have come into my store in the year since I've worked there:

Egon Spengler, married to an aging Miss Congeniality:

Character actor and the dick boyfriend Jack from Rookie of the Year, Bruce Altman:

Jerry Stiller, Ben Stiller's dad:

Michael Moronna, a.k.a "Big Pete," except as a baby:

I have counted up to 4 different Tim Robbinses.

Tall Don Knotts:

 Commissioner Gordon (animated series version)"

Nite Owl II, Dan Dreiberg:

Saul from Battlestar Galactica: 

And as of last night, Latino Michael J. Fox, Michél Hay. Zorro:

I can't believe Michael J. Fox has never been photographed
wearing a sombrero.

 That's right, "Zorro" meant "The Fox." Your mind is blown. Now to double that: Latino Michael J. Fox's real name was also Michael. Boom. Now have a cigarette, roll over, and fall asleep.