On Stable Relationships

I just realized for the first time in my life, that I am in a stable relationship.


I haven't had a date in close to a yea. That's pretty damned stable, if you ask me. I bet you couples out there have your ups and downs, but I rarely get into fights with myself.

And when I do? I always win!

Plus the make-up sex is amazing. I don't know how I do it, but I always seem to know just how I'm going to want it. There's no guessing; somehow I just know. It's like I'm in my head, y'know?