Things I'm Looking Forward to About Moving

Actually, "My Friends Haul For Beer and Burgers" might be more accurate.

• All the cardboard boxes I'll get to play with.

• A furniture configuration that may actually look like a bedroom.

• A functional bedroom door once again.

• A bedroom that doesn't look like it belongs to a basement-dwelling neckbeard. (I shaved my neckbeard years ago. It's time for the katana to come down off the wall.)

• Having a furnished basement in which to computer chair joust.

•  Living above my means, thereby forcing myself to seek higher means and meaning it.

• Not living in Connecticut. 

• Possibly having enough closet space for my multitude of costumes, uniforms, fancy hats,and assorted mannequin parts.

• Having enough dresser real estate for all my little movie boxes and speakers and such.

• Having a place I would not feel embarrassed about bringing dates, assuming that I had dates and that I will end up in a place in which I am not also embarrassed to reside.

• Mostly, it's the cardboard boxes, though.