So today I will be viewing Christopher Nolan's entire Dark Knight series starting at 6:30 p.m.
The funny thing is my ticket came with a free "Dark Knight Corn," a small popcorn exclusive to this marathon. Why didn't they just go ahead and call it "Bat-Corn?" Is Nolan's trilogy too dark to engage in self-referential metahumor? Even out of continuity?
You could top in with Bat-Butter (milked from the winged mammals?) and Bat-Salts (Joker may be faceless now, but the rest of us need not be). Store it in the Bat Cave's Bat-Fridge, next to the Bat Shark Repellent.
I'll have my traditional no-spoiler Easter Egg post some time around 3 a.m., but I'm confident it'll read something to the effect of "It was awesome, go see it now. Twice."
You know, so long as they don't end up revealing Bruce actually died as a kid and this has all been the delusions of his vengeance-racked father of grief-stricken, homicidal mother.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
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