Five Reasons Jewish Guys Love Asian Girls

"This is everything I've wanted ever since my bar-mitzvah!"

1. They're not Jewish.

2. They have dark hair and eyes, and olive frequently olive skin as if they were Jewish, except–again–they're not.

3. The food is better.

4. They make us feel tall.

5. I've never 'accidentally' run across Hebrew Rope Bondage Porn while perusing the Internet.