What Russian Scients May Find at the Bottom of Lake Vostock

1. Megatron
   
   
   
   
2. Cthulhu. Alternately: Godzilla, Nessie, or lizard men guarding an opening to the inside of our hollow Earth
   
   
   
   
   
3. Bacterial to destroy us all
   
   
4. Amelia Earhart, married to Aquaman and ruling Atlantis
   
   
5. M. Night Shyamalan.
   
   
   
   
   
6. Some previously unknown species of little shrimp or something.