- I am happy to see your mother.
- I crushed a Viagra into my food earlier and it's just starting to kick in a little early.
- Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about Betty White/Marlon Brando in The Island of Dr. Moreau.
- My blood pressure is spiking and I am about to die.
- It's easier to hold my pee in this way.
- I just woke up. From a dream about you. Dying in a plane crash.
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