Multidenominationality

I have a Santa hat I break out this time of year that I really love. It took me years to find one I liked as much as an earlier one, but at this point I think I've idealized that first one.

It's a great hat, perfect faux-fur lengths and texture. I even have a bell for it for when I worry about sneaking up on people.

I got a lot of positive comments for breaking it out today, but also the requisite, "I didn't think you celebrated Christmas?" with that question inflected at the end.

Possible Responses:

1. My mom is Christian.
2. I pull off my hat to reveal the yarmulke I always wear beneath it.
3. I am a transformer? Hiding my true nature until the last moment. HEBREWS IN DISGUISE!