Dave Goes to the Big City

Today I am heading into New York to have some crazy awesome foods.

If you only check this site in your morning routines, you're going to think today is a cop-out and terribly uninteresting, and completely unfunny.

Check back throughout the day and you should instead see some fun photos and interesting stories, not because they've only been posted throughout the day, but because you are a patient and fastidious person and I have magically decided that only you are worthy enough to see the things I will see today.


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[This space reserved for photos of food and certain people.]