Being a Gluttonous Consumer Whore Has Never Been This Easy

Many times I have wanted to stuff a chicken in a duck inside a turkey, but that would be really gross she they're all raw.

Still sounds delicious though.

Too bad, I don't know where else to get one.

Oh wait, it can come in a box. AND the CHICKEN is stuffed with STUFFING. It's a stuffed turducken. That ms like an extra power of stuffification. (I'm pretty sure with molecular gastronomy "stuffification" is a word now.)

I figure one of these for my friends on thanksgiving and a tofu-duck/tofurkey/faux-chicken "tofucken" for my veggie friends.

I wonder if I can stuff bacon in there somehow….



*TOFUCKEN is an unregistered trademark of Dave Zucker and if you steal it you're and asshole.