Baby with a Mohawk

Today I stayed late at work because there was more work to do. What can I say? I'm an industrious guy.

Plus I was wearing a company shirt which made it pretty hard to get out the door. But you know what makes it all worthwhile? The sense of pride and accomplishment. And yeah, there's getting paid too, but that's legitimately just a bonus. But today, the biggest reward was seeing a baby with a mohawk.

Like a legit, shaved-sides, bald scalp mohawk. Spiked. Kid was like two at best. Those are some cool parents. In 15 years that kid's gonna be embarrassed when his mom shows his prom date his baby pictures and his date says, "Brian, you were so cool, what happened? I wish I had your mom."

But she won't be able to hear any response, because that's when Brian's dad comes leaping off the couch to Guitar Hero the opening salvo to Van Halen's "Eruption." On Expert.