Jenny McCarthy | Porn-addled, but still so trusting of her art department

Saw this today. Something made me take a close look and make sure they pulled off the parody they were going for with aplomb and style.

They did not.

They really almost did, though. Let's zoom in here.

Goddam it, no. Not there. The hand, assbutt.

Yup, she's ignoring her Lothario for an iPhone, and that iPhone is upside-down. It's not just the case on upside-down, or artistic license. I sharpened the image as best I could, but check it on a physical book jacket and you'll see the same thing: the phone's "top" has a giant speaker.

At least it's got Siri, though.

Nope, it's an iPhone 3GS. But it's gold. So there's that, ladykiller.