King Tut Tooted

The pyramid was loud that night,
As all the servants hooted,
But nothing made quite such a stir,
As when young King Tut Tooted.

That's an idea I recently had for a children's book. It would be called "King Tut Tooted" and would be based around one epic Pharaoh fart.…The artwork would be the important thing for the kids, maybe with some archeology jokes for parents hidden away.

But yeah, it'd be a book of rhyming butt jokes.