Being on the Right Side of the Generation Gap

So for the first time last night I dreamt I was watching a scary movie and, instead of fast forwarding with a remote or instantaneous dream powers, I skipped through the legitimately scary parts by pulling up the control toggle and dragging the button along the progress bar.

For the first time I fast-forwarded through a dream using a computer instead of a television, and this seemed completely natural.

Oh thank god, I was worried I might be one of those people who still dreams of VCRs or something.

Praise be to Steve Jobs, who, after three days has now ascended to the heavens and taken his rightful place as the god Technoset, just as Tesla, Eli Whitney, and Archimedes before him.

All hail Lord Technoset!