Even Discover Card Thinks Discover Card Sucks

I got some mail today.

Barring a few % signs and offers on the back, this is what I got. Inside, it offered me incentives.

Who were these nice people?

Still no clues as to who this company is. Is it some Jesus thing? Religious flyer points? Where is all the brandvertising?

Ah. I see. So even you folks aren't too proud of your reputation. Maybe you thought you could entice me with a great offer and then only reveal your true nature after I accept my interest, like a Pepsi Challenge taste test.

Or like The Devil.