On eBay

This look was dubbed "Blue Steele." Grandma didn't get it.

When normal people are strapped for cash, they tend to do normal things, such as "Get A Job," and "Sell Drugs."

When I'm strapped for cash, I go into my grandma's attic and find pieces of my childhood that were boxed away in The Big Move and sell them on eBay.

As far as profitability goes, you'd be surprised how little a childhood fetches on eBay.

I mean, a Happy Childhood would be a couple grand, easy, but more often than not you've opened and torn the packaging, because, hey, you were a kid and you weren't thinking about resale value, you just wanted to get in and get those sticker decals applied so you could fly around the room and shoot Bad Guys.