10 Surefire Lines To Avoid Sleeping With A Porn Star

1. "You know I've masturbated to you before, right?"

2. "Don't worry, I'm not an axe murderer or anything."

3. "My wife and I love your work! She puts it on any time she won't do the things you do."

4. "It's cool, my bedroom door has its own lock."

5. "I named my favorite sock after you. Also me dog."

6. "I want to wear you like a mask. Or if you just sell masks of your face, that'd work too."

7. "So how much is someone usually paid to have sex with you?"

8. "You work in porn? I wouldn't know; I never touch that stuff, myself. Or myself. Or anyone, really."

9. "I love the way you fake an orgasm."

10. "Do you think you could introduce me to your cameraman?"