On King Kong

"Jack Black, stop making MOVIES!"

I think King Kong is perhaps the worst possible way to react to a giant monkey getting loose in New York.

I'm sure at any other point in history there would have been animal rights activists nearby, covered in fake blood and dressed as giant bananas. The police would have so many gasses and tranquilizers on hand that they'd start passing them out to children on the street after finally getting to use them. Hell, the military would launch a small cruise missile from a sub in the harbor for Fleet Week and it'd fly straight down the ape's esophagus.

Now, I know that sounds a bit harsh, but it'd make for a great movie climax too. Really, the only better (slash-worse?) story would be if Kong had been found by the Nazis and rescued by Captain American and a very effeminate Bucky.