Victoria's Secret: Unnaturally Unattainable Isn't Good Enough

That's right, ladies. It's time to upgrade to the newest model.

Your boobs, not the bra. What did you think I meant?

Yes, it's true. You need to go under the knife yet again. Do you see these women? They're disgusting. They've already had two boob jobs and they still need a push-up!

Honestly, it's just pathetic, and it doesn't even cover all their bills to personal trainers and nutritionists and drug dealers prescription dieticians. They should really try to get their money back.