TLDR

Last night I was up until 5 in the morning because I didn't get an idea for a blog until about 3 and I spent two hours writing about why time travel in the best time travel movies ever was all horribly wrong from a logistical perspective. And I totally misdiagnosed which movies fit which categories, and barely touched at all on the Bill and Ted soon-to-be-trilogy.

Right before I fell asleep, I started an outline to turn this into a part of my perpetually upcoming book, and I realized everything I said could be explained in about half a page of loose leaf.

In case you were too lazy to lead yesterday's long, rambling tirade of nerdistry, this is that page of loose leaf: