Literary Porn Star Names

• William Shakes Spear
• Emanuel Kunt
• Flannery O'Cummer
• James Joys
• Jack-Off London (Call of the Wild, co-starring Oscar Wild)
• The Earl of Whorechester
• Mark E. DeSade (100 Days of Sodomy)
• W.E.B. Do-Boys
• Philip Kay Dick (Do Androids Dream of Electric Vibrators?)
• Isaac Assymove
• Chuck Polehook (like anyone can pronounce that anyway)
• Charlotte's Perky Gilman (The Yellow Wallpaper now sounds like a watersports video)
• Jorge Luis Engorges
• Albert Cockmus
• Shirley Jacks-On (Who will win The Ladyboy Lottery?)
• Jill Updyke
• Edgar Allen Poo
• Katherine Anne Porkher
• Zora Neale HurtsSon (Obviously another BDSM star)
• William Faulkher
• Maya & Jelu (twins)