How is Long Island like a gay porno?
There's a lot of fucking assholes.
How is Long Island like under your wife's sink?
It's where you keep the douche bags.
How is Long Island like a 12 year old Thai prostitute?
They're both flat.
How many Long Islanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Goddam, those guys'll just bang anything after a few beers, won't they?
I hope the Long Island serial killer is a gardener so we can start calling him the "Lawn Guyland Killer."
(I don't actually have anything against Long Island, beside the flat thing. However, a friend of mine hates the crap out of it. Take any complaints up with her.)
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Funny, but thought it was your grudge, glad you cleared it up.
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