I would name him Admiral Shnozzle.
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I would name him Admiral Shnozzle.
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If we can dress out snub-nosed dogs like Ewoks, Darth Vader or Yoda, I want to know why I can't find a tiny Imperial navy uniform for a dog.
I would name him Admiral Shnozzle.
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We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff."
I would name him Admiral Shnozzle.
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