Precious Memories 1

Combing through my bookshelf reveled some very interesting finds this go-around. I threw out maybe an inch and a half of useless notes and a few textbooks. Well, almost useless notes. You know how some people doodle in margins? I tend to do that, except with words, pictures, cartoons, codes, original alphabets, geometric patterns, quotes, and whatever the hell I have stuck in my head that minute.

Tonight, since I'm too lazy to scan anything, I'm going to share with you a couple random excerpts I came across.

"I don't know how World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Einstein

"Intensify forward fire. I don't want anything to get through." - Admiral Piett, Return of the Jedi, one hearing that deflector shields had been lost aboard his Super Star Destroyer, Executor. Placement: top left page of my notes.

"INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER!" - Admiral Piett, right after his last decision did nothing to stop a damaged A-Wing from crashing directly through his viewport into the bridge of the Executor. Placement: top right of same page.

"Pepe Le Pew's cat girlfriend = 'Penelope.'" - Directly between the above.

"Engage in rocking behavior with your genitalia on the outside." - Apparently "rock out with your cock out" wasn't classy enough for Brit Lit class.

"Marxism: All your base are belong to us." - Real cute drawing of Carl Marx next to that. Helped me get through Criticism discussion.

And last but hopefully least, one rare gem I believe was original insight from yours truly:

"I don't believe in abortion, but I believe in falling down stairs … a lot."