Childhood Dreams By Author

You always wanted to make something of yourself one day. You probably gave up, but when you want to pretend, you read these.


Joyce

A 19th century Irish dock worker.


Austen

Mrs. Darcy


Tolkein

Mrs. Aragorn

Seuss

Yourself

Jonathan Foer

Lawyer, accountant or doctor, depending on what their mothers wanted.

Ayn Rand

Railroad baron

Stieg Larsson

Swedish


Charles Bukowski


A writer


Earnest Hemingway


Drunk


Hunter S. Thompson


Stoned

Kerouac

A professional vagrant 


Juno Diaz


Not Hispanic

Douglas Adams

A Jedi

Salinger

Normal

Palahniuk

Anything else

Bryan Lee O'Malley

A video game