Things Which Could Conceivably Be In Your Pocket That Are Not Resultant of You Being Happy To See Me

Things Which Could Conceivable Be In Your Pocket That Are Not Resultant of You Being Happy To See Me:

• A roll of quarters (I'm sure a roll of nickels made more sense at first. I mean what kind of opulent financier went around with $10 in quarters in his pocket in those days. Geeze.)
  
• A high-capacity flash drive
  
• A tazer
  
• A high-watt green laser pointer
  
• Your inhaler
  
• A digital media player
  
• An energy shot
  
• An EpiPen
  
• "Pancakes" of layered, synthetic explosives
  
• A handgun, in Texas
  
• Carbon nanotubes
  
• A Kindle
  
• A spontaneous erection unrelated to my presence.
  
• Car keys