On A Happy Ending

Bet that's not what you were expecting, huh?

I don't know who thought this was an okay name for a cleaning product, but I really hope they got their project-close bonus check and got the hell out of there.

Incidentally, if you were looking for a different type of "happy ending," you probably shouldn't have been a Jets fan last night.

If you were looking for the other meaning of happy ending, I think Rex Ryan's wife will be putting on the rainbow toe socks tonight in an effort to cheer her husband up, so maybe look elsewhere for that.