On Scenesters

I love me a good scenster kid. It's like the popular little sister of hipster and punk, and the gay cousin of goth.

Girls dying and frying their hair into crazy Elvira masses and then ruining the goth look with bright ass colored shirts and mainstream stretch leggings.

Men wearing V-necks so deep you can see the stern of the Titanic resting at the bottom.

I've even been thinking of getting a fauxhawk, since protesters kept throwing red pain of my real one.