On Life After Baseball

Apologies for the very late entry, but last night I was full of food and booze and merriment and just couldn't bring myself to be hilarious before bed.


Which is pretty stupid considering how entertained I was all night. Case in point: this was discussed:

Things Derek Jeter Can Do After He Retires:

• Sports Commentator
  
• Team Manager
  
• Grow his hair out and work on his pale
  
• Start sending naked pictures to former fans he's harassing now that it can't affect his career and no one will care if he looks like a fat old grandpa with small junk
  
• Develop his acting career by replacing OJ Simpson in a remake of The Towering Inferno. (Or make an epic baseball movie with Bugs Bunny)
  
• Finally get to try a Fenway Frank

 And now you can't un-see it.