Jokes We Got In Party Favors

The following Knesset were inside "cracker" boxes at a rather Bice dinner party I attended last night. We had a wonderful time, especially after popping the party favors and getting to trade these gems:

"What is a vampire's favorite fruit?"
- "Necterines."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"
- "A stick."

"What do lawyers wear to court?"
- "Lawsuits."

I guessed "Their briefs" on that last one, buy apparently that's too risqué for party favor humor. Whatever, Christmas Cracker company. And your founder Rom Smith, ehise legacy you have reprinted in great detail.

And for the record, a nail clipper is not a suitable prize either. Steve was very confused by that.