On Telecommuting

Definitely the best hit I got for a Google Image
search for "telecommuting."

Actual dialogue from a conversation with friends Thursday night:


"Self-motivation is really … a struggle."

"The day I work from home is the first day I go to work high."

"Huh. Do I wanna file expense reports or do I wanna rub one out? I think my dick says I should rub one out."
"No, fill out those expense reports! They're important!"
"REALLY??"