Things I Cleaned Out of My Closet Today

 

Things I Cleaned Out of My Closet Today:

• Four old or ill-fitting dress shirts
  
  
• A series of junk paper files
  
  
• Two homosexuals
  
  
• A pair of old Converse sneakers, black
  
  
• A third homosexual, also black
  
  
• A compact DVD player
  
  
• The Evidence

 Oh, but I totally kept the lava lamp. Don't worry.