On Defensive Driving

Things Online Defensive Driving Courses Have Saved Me:

• Like $15
• 6 Hours in my mall's back office
• Waking up at 6 a.m.
• $250/year on my insurance and like 4 points from that one thing

Things Online Defensive Driving Courses Have Cost Me:

• That sweet, sweet egg McMuffin breakfast
• Valuable doodle time
• 6 hours I could have spent listening to music, cruising news sites, watching porn, playing games or doing any of the other fun things you're supposed to use computers for.

Oh, who am I kidding, the whole point of taking these courses online is so that while it's playing you can spend six hours listening to music, cruising news sites, watching porn and playing games.

Oh, it's unsafe as hell, but the things I'd let that girl do to my transmission….