On Commercial Radio

"Tell me what to blog about." This is what I said to Dean less than a minute ago. His suggestion: Bad radio commercials.

Now, unfortunately for this conversation, I stopped listening to the radio after I left college and found out the only radio station I could tolerate back home went digital and had its frequency bought out by some hip-hop/trance station featuring Nick Cannon talk in the mornings. As it stands, I do not listen to radio because I do not enjoy the commercials on the radio. Also, I don't like the music.

But Dean listens to the radio. Mostly sport radio, but also Nick Cannon. He seems to hear a lot of commercials that try to make sports analogies. Bad ones. Like the kind that just piss yo off because they sound forced and pathetic and just plain sad.

Lawyers: "To put it in sports terms, we're like the quarterback, leading you to a win." … Unless they get sacked. Great job, guys.

Call me old fashioned, but I don't know if I could take advice from any lawyer who isn't wearing a ten gallon cowboy hat.