Things I Want to Do At Comic Con

Things I Want to Do At Comic Con:

• See Nigga Moon.
  
• Tease Iron Man by dangling a martini in from of his face.
  
  
  
• Grind up on Man Faye
  
  
  
• Beat up on all the nerds weaker than me.
  
  
  Their women will thank me for it. If I have learned anything from old beach vacation Bazooka Joe comics, it's that hot women love a bully kicking sand in nerds' eyes.
  
   
  Stop lying to them, sweetheart. It's not fair to tease.