On My Continued Stardom

Today, through achieving excellence in hilarity, I was retweeted on the Twitters by Matt Boyd, the writer behind one of my favorite now-defunct webcomics, "Mac Hall." (Along with the same artist, Ian McConville, the two now do the awesomely styled "Three Panel Soul.")

How did I achieve this terrific feat?

I responded to his tweet, "'The Means of Production' is the only socialistic name I can think of for my penis."

Socialist names I came up with for my penis:

• "Opiate of the masses"
• "To Every Woman According to Her Need"
• "The Superstructure"

I'm particularly proud of that last one, though Matt seems to have liked "Opiate of the Masses."

So far the running Twitter Tally also includes Dave Willis, Danielle Corsetto, Ingrid Michaelson, and–apparently–the entire Asperger's Community. Now I just need Nathan Fillion and The Situation.

Wait, strike that last one. I already got the Asperger's thing.