On Capitalism

I thought this was only fair, as I covered Socialism on Friday.

Capitalistic Names For My Genitals:

• "Enron" - Because I lie about how big it's actually been growing.
  
  
• "Goldman Sachs" - Because it collapses at the worst possible time.
  
  
• "The Free Market" - Because no one should put any restrictions on where it can go or what it can do.
  
  
• "eBay.com" - Because I've certainly gotten a lot of use out of it myself, but someone else might want to play with it for a change.
  
  
• "The Bear Market" - Because my family is quite furry.
  
  
• "The Sock Exchange" - Because I'm packing?
  
  
• "The Nikkei" - Because my numbers seem much larger in Japanese.
  
  
• "E pluribus unum" - Because "out of many, one" certainly applies to sperm cells.
  
  
• "John Maynard Keynes" - Because of "trickle down" economics.