As Yet Even More Astrophysics Jokes!

(From AJ Classic, Even More…! and Still More…!)

• If I ever had a girlfriend claim, even facetiously, to be a time traveler, I'm pretty sure I would just bend her over a table and start furiously nailing her paradox-causing vagina at superluminal velocities right then and there.
  
• I'd bone a time traveler so hard that my tachyon penis would appear to be coming before it actually arrived.
  
• When I take a date to see Back to the Future, I rev my fux capacitor up to 88mph.
  
• Your mothers so fat her body's overcome tidal forces.
  
• My Big Bang is preceded by my inflationary period.