Puppy Armor.
No, not like the picture. Don't armor your puppy. That's just stupid. Unless you signed your dog up to star in a Japanese snuff film produced by Michael Vick, I seriously doubt your pup is going to need protective body armor any time soon.
No, I say give our human soldiers body armor made out of puppies. And kittens. Just lash 'em together and make a suit out of them. Not even the most heartless, godless, terrorist dickbag is going to hurt someone who's wearing a suit of live puppies and kittens.
Unless they were suicide bombing ferrets wrapped around children. Ferrets are dicks like that.
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