On The McGangbang

If I had to describe my friends in only the simplest terms, it would be this:

We consciously make bad choices because we know they will be fun, however we are prepared to responsibly handle fallout from these decisions and in doing so are the kind of people you want around when bad things go down.


Case in point: we are adventurous eaters, so long as we have access to drinkable liquids, a ride home and maybe a garbage can. There was the Wendy's Classic Sextuple Incident. There was the Double Down Affair. Now we'll have to add "the McGangBang Plot."

Yes, the McGangbang is a McDonald's off-menu item that can be purchased by it's component parts or, for those adventurous enough to ask for it by name, assembled in-house. Utilizing a McDouble and a McChicken from the Value Menu, you can have an outrageous concoction for $2.15 ($2.16 in some states).

Yes, that's an entire McChicken sandwich sandwiched between the patties of a McDouble cheeseburger. With extra pickles, as Dean got it.

And a 4-piece.

Anthony had two of these monstrosities. And a third made out of a McDouble wedged inside an other McDouble.


For the record, I limited myself to just a McChicken since within the last hour I'd just stuff myself full of steak and salad. I know, I'm a disgrace to gluttony. I'm barely even worthy of being slaughtered as an American Infidel and a servant of the Greater Satan.

Well, except for being Jewish, I mean.



For sport, here's a picture of Dean eating his McGangbang. We assembled ours ourselves, as it was 10 p.m. and our local McDonald's only has about two people working each week who are fluent in English.