Congratulations!
On this day may you find love, riches, happiness, emotional support and a new species of finch perched outside your door baring an olive branch in it's beak.
However, should you choose not to pass this on to all your friends and business acquaintances, most probably none of this will happen, and though it is statistically highly unlikely, very angry vikings may come knocking at your door demanding meed and your life's savings expressed in a quantity of pudding.
So please, link everyone you know to this page, especially if they live in Alabama, Alaska, Idaho, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Rhode Island or South Dakota.
Think of the vikings.
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