Ineffective Pick-Up Lines

An excellent pick-up line: "It's really cool how you don't care what anybody thinks of you."

• "Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
  
  
• "I promise I'm not going to kill you."
  
  
• "Was your father a thief? Because I feel like I could buy you cheap out the back of a truck."
  
  
• "I feel like rolling my brain over and going to sleep, leaving you cold and unsatisfied because you just blew my mind."
  
  
• "You're hot. You look like my mother."
  
  
• "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I'd really like to do some blow right now." (Could conceivably work.)
  
  
• "My last girlfriend was Tara Reid."
  
  
• "Did it hurt?…When you got the boob job?"
  
  
• "How many roofies does it take to get to the center of an appletini? Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three…."