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Things I Get From Maxim Magazine

• Great new recipes
• Gadget Reviews
• Free MP3s
• Those little cologne samples
• A basic understanding of the workings of whatever sporting event is happening next month
• Sexual, geographical and economic frustration
  

Things I Do Not Get From Maxim Magazine

• An erection
• In fact any kind of sexual satisfaction
• Who could possibly afford any of the clothes recommended as being in style or why such a person would also be reading Maxim