Even More Astrophysics Jokes!

• String theorists do it with very tiny bondage rope.

• Heisenberg can only tell you where he's doing it or how fast, not both.

• Quantum physicists do it up or down as a bottom or a top with strangeness or charm.

• Stephen Hawking does it in a chair.

• Once an astrophysicist does it with dark matter she never goes back.

• Unified Field theorists wish they only had to do it one way.

• String theorists do it in eleven dimensions of spacetime, but seven of those are curled in on themselves and are negligible to an outside observer.

• Twin astronauts do it at different rates, relativistically.

• Astrophysicists require more energy to do it as they asymptotically approach C.

• Astronomers studying supernovae do it with a long build-up and then a big finish.

• Astronomers studying pulsars finish quickly but can start up again in a few minutes.

• Astronomers do it in the dark of night.

• Carl Sagan does it in a turtleneck.

[Stemming from this blog post with more over here and here.]