The Vaginot Line

The Vaginot Line -n. The boundary usually demarcated by the upper elastic band of your new girlfriend's underwear which, much like the French fortifications did the Germans, prevents you from easily crossing over into enemy territory. Though hopefully she doesn't give up as easily as the French.


Note: This entry is not to be confused with a Vaginaut, which is a breed of man blessed with the courage and tenacity to done protective helmets, explore the darkest, occasionally fowl-smelling crevices and touch the face of God.